I'm beginning to wonder if somehow in this past week's full moon, my world has landed at an odd tilt...or if an alien invasion occurred in my sleep. Why do I ask this? Let's look at the evidence.
I enter into evidence: The choice of raspberries over chocolate at the grocery store. WHAT?!?! Who and what woman chooses raspberries over chocolate? I mean raspberries are sweet, plump, juicy red bits of sweetness....but over the smooth, creamy, goodness that a woman justly deserves for dealing with what we must as women? I have to say, for the first time in my life I think I may understand what it may feel like to be a dude.
Second point into evidence: Granola bar over buttery, salty movie popcorn goodness. Really?!?! Like that's even a choice! I have never been one to pass any type of popcorn goodness, heck I'd rather have it over chocolate! Ummm, perhaps there's a pattern forming? Damn aliens!
Finally, into evidence: It IS possible to go through a McDonald's Drive-Thru and buy food for your kid, and only a Diet Coke for yourself. I seriously thought fries automatically came with everything! Who knew?!?!
So to you friendly (at least I hope friendly) Martians, Plutonians or Venutians....welcome to my world! Feel free to pull up a chair and stay awhile, that is if you can sit. These alterations in my world are mind-boggling, however if you keep guiding me gently, I just may vacation to your home some day!
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