Ahhhh yes the comforts of my big, comfy, cozy couch....or the hard pavement outside? Decisions decisions!!!
Let's weigh the options shall we?
My couch is big...comfy...cozy...it loves me...I miss it when I'm gone. We have a relationship!!
OK, hard pavement outside is uhhh hard....pavement....makes my muscles hurt....leads to sweating, which is never attractive. And let's not even get into the bugs...including the gnat I swear I swallowed. Or the bat, yes the BAT that almost hit me in the head! As my friend said "holy guano batgirl!" Explain that to an ER nurse!
Alas, a decision had to be made. While I love my couch, no I ADORE my couch, I have become the classic "couch potato" and if I don't get off it...I am sad to say, I just may become one of those people whom become attached to their couch, literally by their own skin. Frightening.
So I chose sweat (damnit!). Yes, yes, I know applause all around....but let's just make a few things clear: my ass hurts, my calves hurt, I'm sweaty....and I'm not happy.
At. The. Moment. Even I know I will be beyond proud of myself come tomorrow morning!
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